Twin Peaks Is Definitely 100% Coming Back

No one will believe me, but here it is anyway. I was lucky enough to run into David Lynch this morning at an undisclosed Lower East Side coffee shop. Apparently he is indeed in town for meetings with NBC executives to discuss a reboot of Twin Peaks.

I was totally star-struck; but I had to meet him. I approached him after he had wrapped up a brief meditation session in the back storeroom. I couldn’t help myself; I had to ask him if the completely anonymous 4chan post I read last night was true; was Twin Peaks really coming back?

He shushed me and bought me a slice of pie and a black coffee, a damn fine cup of coffee.

He said that it was. The new season, however, will be set in the year 3030. The series will star Kyle McLaughlin as his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson; a long lineage that began, as we will learn, with a tryst with the Log Lady after one particularly scandalous evening at the Road House.

He wouldn’t tell me any more, but there you have it. Apparently you CAN believe everything you read on the internet. At that point Sherilyn Fenn, aka Audrey Horne walked in, and I told her that I thought she was the most beautiful woman I had ever laid eyes on. She thought that was cute, and then we made out for a good twenty-seven minutes.

Anyway, like I said no one will believe me. But somebody should probably screencap this. It’s all I know. Sorry. I’m a fan of TP myself so I can’t wait to have it officially announced.